世上最强的中国式英语

songshi209

<font face="Verdana">01．we two who and who？&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　咱俩谁跟谁阿&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>02．how are you ? how old are you?&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　不鸟我，我也不鸟你&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/><br/>05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　有事起奏，无事退朝&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>06．you me you me&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　彼此彼此&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>07．You Give Me Stop!!&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　你给我站住！&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>08．know is know noknow is noknow&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　知之为知之，不知为不知...&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>09．WATCH SISTER&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　表妹&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/><br/>11．American Chinese not enough&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　美中不足&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　车祸现场描述&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>13．heart flower angry open&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　心花怒放&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/><br/>14．go past no mistake past&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　走过路过，不要错过&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/><br/>15．小明：I am sorry!&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　老外：I am sorry too!&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　小明：I am sorry three!&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　老外：What are you sorry for?&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　小明：I am sorry five!&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/><br/>16．If you want money,I have no;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　if you want life,I have one!&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　要钱没有，要命一条&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/><br/>17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　我叫李老大，今年25。&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/><br/>18．you have two down son。&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　你有两下子。&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/><br/>19．as far as you go to die&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　有多远，死多远！！！！&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/><br/>20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/><br/><br/>21. no three no four&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　不三不四&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/><br/><br/>22. seven up eight down&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>　　七上八下&nbsp;&nbsp;</font>

爱chow

<p>呵呵，是好搞笑哦。。。</p><p>就像以前的那个明间故事，富翁叫他的儿子去学字，学了个一就学会了。。。</p>[em05]

杜鹏

哈哈，真是太有意思了。

松狮松狮我爱你

:) :D

xiaohou852

:victory:  :victory:  :victory:

songshi

原来还有这么多内幕啊，长见识了，呵呵